Okay, let's be real. Marketers are a special breed. We see the world through a lens of data, segmentation, CTAs, and ROI. So, what happens when we try to express our love? Let's find out!
If marketers wrote Valentine's Day cards, I think they might look a little something like this:
1. “You complete me! You're the A to my A/B test”
2. “Happy Valentine's Day. You're the brand ambassador of my heart!”
3. “Be my Valentine? My love for you is viral!”
4. “I'll click on you... The ROI on your love is always positive!”
5. “Are you a lead magnet? Beciase I can't resist you!”
6. “To my love - You're my favorite call to action!”
7. “To my sweetheart... You're always the winning variant!”
8. “To my dearest... You've been subscribed to my Love list! (Please confirm your affection by clicking the button below)”
9. “To my Valentine - You're my target audience!”
10. “Happy Valentine's Day - You're the UTM source to my happiness!”
So, if you're lucky enough to be loved by a marketer, remember to appreciate their unique brand of affection. After all, they're just trying to optimize your love life.
Happy Valentine's Day!